Don’t Snoozle With A Throttlebottom
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What are some little-known or old-fashioned names for everyday things or actions?
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Here’s a sampling. As usual, some of these words have alternate meanings …
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Agraffe
A hook and loop fastening, like on a bra. Or on armor
Book-bosomed
Walking around with a book all of the time
Borborygmus
A rumbling tummy
Cacography
Bad handwriting or spelling
Fimble-famble
A weak, unconvincing excuse
Glabella
The space on your face between your eyebrows
Librocubicularist
Someone who enjoys reading in bed
Nurdle
The blob of toothpaste squeezed out on the toothbrush
Pandiculation
You know that big, satisfying, full-body stretch ones takes after waking up? This is that
Sitzmark
The indentation in the snow left by a skier who has fallen backwards
Snaste
Been burning lots of candles for the holidays? This is the used, blackened part of the candle wick
Snoozle
Cuddling
Spinach
A messy, overgrown beard. See: all those under-helmet faces in the hockey playoffs
Throttlebottom
A person in public office who is useless but harmless (🤞🏽)
Tittle
The wee dot over the letters i and j
Zarf
The cardboard sleeve that goes on your hot drink
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