Words

Gift Of The Drab

Q.
It is too easy to plunge into the pool of corporate jargon, especially if these spray-cheese words find their way into official corporate documents. ‘Our mission critical for 2024? Effective Accelerationism.’

If we’re lucky, the jargon becomes easy company short-hand. “Ah, yes. This accelerationism does seem effective.” More likely – staff stop listening, or develop their own assumptions about what the jargony thing actually means.

What is some management jargon that is particularly abhorrent for employees in 2024?

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A.

This spring, Careerminds surveyed 3,000 employees about the company buzzwords that drive them mad. Survey said…

2024. Most Detested Corporate Buzzphrases
i.     Act your wage
ii.    Balls in the air
iii.   Push the envelope
iv.    Effective accelerationism
v.     Change agent
vi.    Deliverables
vii.   Bleeding edge
viii.  Mission critical
ix.     Idea harvesting
x.      Spidey sense

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